Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This sweatshirt brings a soft, nostalgic holiday scene without turning you into a walking greeting card. A muted green sets the stage for a simple trio: a snowman, a decorated tree, and a gingerbread friend. All look hand-drawn and warm. The garment-dyed fleece gives the colors a gentle fade and a lived-in feel from the start.

The relaxed cut works for low-key winter plans, quiet evenings with wrapping paper, or slow days in the kitchen. It stays comfortable through carols, cookies, and long walks to see neighborhood lights. It layers under a flannel when you leave the house and works on its own when you stay in.

Product features
• 80% ring-spun US cotton and 20% polyester fleece
• Heavyweight 9.5 oz/yd² with a relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
• Double-needle stitching for strength
• Sizes S–3XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry low
• Do not dryclean

'All Spruced up and Nowhere to Go' - Holiday crewneck

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    This sweatshirt brings a soft, nostalgic holiday scene without turning you into a walking greeting card. A muted green sets...

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      Description

      This sweatshirt brings a soft, nostalgic holiday scene without turning you into a walking greeting card. A muted green sets the stage for a simple trio: a snowman, a decorated tree, and a gingerbread friend. All look hand-drawn and warm. The garment-dyed fleece gives the colors a gentle fade and a lived-in feel from the start.

      The relaxed cut works for low-key winter plans, quiet evenings with wrapping paper, or slow days in the kitchen. It stays comfortable through carols, cookies, and long walks to see neighborhood lights. It layers under a flannel when you leave the house and works on its own when you stay in.

      Product features
      • 80% ring-spun US cotton and 20% polyester fleece
      • Heavyweight 9.5 oz/yd² with a relaxed fit
      • Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
      • Double-needle stitching for strength
      • Sizes S–3XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Do not bleach
      • Tumble dry low
      • Iron, steam, or dry low
      • Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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