Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a cozy, nostalgic holiday scene to everyday wear. A soft, muted green serves as the backdrop for a playful trio—a snowman, a decorated tree, and a gingerbread friend—rendered in warm, hand-drawn tones. The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear: the post-dye finish softens the cotton and gives colors a subtle, vintage fade that blends with the relaxed silhouette. Wear it to low-key winter gatherings, casual holiday baking days, or while wrapping presents on a quiet evening. It sits comfortably through an afternoon of carols, cookie-making, or slow walks to see neighborhood lights, and layers easily under a cardigan or flannel for extra warmth.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit; sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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      Description

      This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a cozy, nostalgic holiday scene to everyday wear. A soft, muted green serves as the backdrop for a playful trio—a snowman, a decorated tree, and a gingerbread friend—rendered in warm, hand-drawn tones. The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear: the post-dye finish softens the cotton and gives colors a subtle, vintage fade that blends with the relaxed silhouette. Wear it to low-key winter gatherings, casual holiday baking days, or while wrapping presents on a quiet evening. It sits comfortably through an afternoon of carols, cookie-making, or slow walks to see neighborhood lights, and layers easily under a cardigan or flannel for extra warmth.

      Product features
      - Sizes S–4XL (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
      - 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
      - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
      - Tubular knit construction (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
      - Relaxed fit; sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Do not bleach
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
      - Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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