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“Are you Bread-y for it?” — Sarcastic Showgirl Tee

Behold: Taylor-coded showgirl energy handing out carbs like confetti. It’s camp. It’s clever. It’s your personality in cotton form. Say “Are you Bread-y for it?” and watch compliments rise faster than fresh brioche.

This unisex jersey short sleeve tee blends fun and fashion with zero effort from you—perfect for coffee runs, couch tours, and casual flexing on weekends, holidays, and any day that needs a little dough-light.

Why you’ll loaf it

  • 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, non-crumbly

  • Retail fit — polished enough for “semi-formal,” still snack-friendly

  • Ribbed knit collar — keeps its shape, unlike your plans

  • Side-seamed construction — structure that flatters and actually lasts

  • Ethically sourced — because good taste extends beyond the bakery

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed

  • Tumble dry low

  • Iron/steam/dry medium heat

  • Do not dry clean

Fan-inspired design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any artist or brand. Just carbs and charisma.

'Are You Bread-y for It?' Sarcastic Showgirl Tee

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      Description

      “Are you Bread-y for it?” — Sarcastic Showgirl Tee

      Behold: Taylor-coded showgirl energy handing out carbs like confetti. It’s camp. It’s clever. It’s your personality in cotton form. Say “Are you Bread-y for it?” and watch compliments rise faster than fresh brioche.

      This unisex jersey short sleeve tee blends fun and fashion with zero effort from you—perfect for coffee runs, couch tours, and casual flexing on weekends, holidays, and any day that needs a little dough-light.

      Why you’ll loaf it

      • 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, non-crumbly

      • Retail fit — polished enough for “semi-formal,” still snack-friendly

      • Ribbed knit collar — keeps its shape, unlike your plans

      • Side-seamed construction — structure that flatters and actually lasts

      • Ethically sourced — because good taste extends beyond the bakery

      Care Instructions

      • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed

      • Tumble dry low

      • Iron/steam/dry medium heat

      • Do not dry clean

      Fan-inspired design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any artist or brand. Just carbs and charisma.

      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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