Description
This hoodie brings holiday attitude with fewer warm fuzzies and more edge. The candy cane threaded through the lettering looks cute, sure, but the message tells everyone you run on sugar, caffeine, and the last inch of your patience. The medium-heavy fleece feels worn in, the fit hangs easy, and the whole thing gives off “don’t test me, I’m festive” energy.
Wear it to gingerbread nights, tree-decorating chaos, or while wrapping presents you regret buying. Layer it when you need to look approachable. Let it stand alone when you stop pretending. The lived-in color feels vintage. The vibe is straight from a holiday meltdown waiting to happen.
Product features
• Sizes S–5XL with Gildan 18500 sizing guidance
• Medium-heavy fabric 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester for soft warmth
• Classic fit with pouch pocket
• Tear-away label for a scratch-free feel
• Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability
• Ethically grown US cotton
• OEKO-TEX certified dyes with low environmental impact
• Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry low
• Do not dryclean