Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This hoodie brings holiday attitude with fewer warm fuzzies and more edge. The candy cane threaded through the lettering looks cute, sure, but the message tells everyone you run on sugar, caffeine, and the last inch of your patience. The medium-heavy fleece feels worn in, the fit hangs easy, and the whole thing gives off “don’t test me, I’m festive” energy.

Wear it to gingerbread nights, tree-decorating chaos, or while wrapping presents you regret buying. Layer it when you need to look approachable. Let it stand alone when you stop pretending. The lived-in color feels vintage. The vibe is straight from a holiday meltdown waiting to happen.

Product features
• Sizes S–5XL with Gildan 18500 sizing guidance
• Medium-heavy fabric 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester for soft warmth
• Classic fit with pouch pocket
• Tear-away label for a scratch-free feel
• Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability
• Ethically grown US cotton
• OEKO-TEX certified dyes with low environmental impact
• Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry low
• Do not dryclean

Candy Cane Diet Hoodie -"I'm On a Strict Candy Cane Diet" Christmas Tee

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    $39.99

    This hoodie brings holiday attitude with fewer warm fuzzies and more edge. The candy cane threaded through the lettering looks...

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      Description

      This hoodie brings holiday attitude with fewer warm fuzzies and more edge. The candy cane threaded through the lettering looks cute, sure, but the message tells everyone you run on sugar, caffeine, and the last inch of your patience. The medium-heavy fleece feels worn in, the fit hangs easy, and the whole thing gives off “don’t test me, I’m festive” energy.

      Wear it to gingerbread nights, tree-decorating chaos, or while wrapping presents you regret buying. Layer it when you need to look approachable. Let it stand alone when you stop pretending. The lived-in color feels vintage. The vibe is straight from a holiday meltdown waiting to happen.

      Product features
      • Sizes S–5XL with Gildan 18500 sizing guidance
      • Medium-heavy fabric 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
      • 50% cotton and 50% polyester for soft warmth
      • Classic fit with pouch pocket
      • Tear-away label for a scratch-free feel
      • Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability
      • Ethically grown US cotton
      • OEKO-TEX certified dyes with low environmental impact
      • Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
      • Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Do not bleach
      • Tumble dry low
      • Iron, steam, or dry low
      • Do not dryclean

      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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