Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This relaxed sweatshirt brings soft warmth with a streak of holiday trouble. The front shows a hand-drawn candy cane and string lights with cheeky lettering that reads like a small seasonal confession. It feels substantial without feeling stiff, so you can wear it for late-night carol runs or stay planted by the tree with cocoa. Ribbed cuffs and hem keep the shape steady, and the garment-dyed finish gives the whole piece a calm, lived-in look. The back details stay subtle so the front design does the talking.

This one is for people who collect seasonal moments: messy cookie nights, light tours, long fireplace chats. The smooth chest surface keeps the print crisp and makes it a go-to piece in your winter rotation.

Product features
• Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
• Smooth chest surface for clean printing
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

Candy Cane Diet Sweatshirt — "I’m On A Strict Candy Cane Diet" Christmas Crewneck

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    This relaxed sweatshirt brings soft warmth with a streak of holiday trouble. The front shows a hand-drawn candy cane and...

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      Description

      This relaxed sweatshirt brings soft warmth with a streak of holiday trouble. The front shows a hand-drawn candy cane and string lights with cheeky lettering that reads like a small seasonal confession. It feels substantial without feeling stiff, so you can wear it for late-night carol runs or stay planted by the tree with cocoa. Ribbed cuffs and hem keep the shape steady, and the garment-dyed finish gives the whole piece a calm, lived-in look. The back details stay subtle so the front design does the talking.

      This one is for people who collect seasonal moments: messy cookie nights, light tours, long fireplace chats. The smooth chest surface keeps the print crisp and makes it a go-to piece in your winter rotation.

      Product features
      • Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
      • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
      • Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
      • Smooth chest surface for clean printing
      • OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
      • Tumble dry low
      • Do not iron
      • Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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