Description
Chief of Security (For Wife & Co.) — Funny Concert T-Shirt
Meet the unsung hero of every outing: the Chief of Security (For Wife & Co.). Part bodyguard, part baggage claim, full-time unpaid intern. This shirt is the official uniform for the holder of all bags, snacks, and random glitter-covered nonsense. Perfect for concerts, festivals, date nights, or any public event where you end up being the designated human coat rack.
Featuring tongue-in-cheek “job duties” like Merch Line Warrior, Glitter Control Officer (hazard pay not included), and Official Drink Mule, this tee is ideal for anyone who’s ever been voluntold into service. Whether you’re standing guard at the merch table, juggling drinks, or blocking elbows in the crowd, this shirt lets everyone know who’s really running security operations.
Soft, durable, and ready for chaos—just like you. Makes a perfect gift for husbands, boyfriends, besties, or anyone who knows “supportive” is just code for “carrying everyone’s stuff.”
Product Features
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Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
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Classic unisex fit for easy styling and movement
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Ribbed collar retains shape (even when your patience doesn’t)
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Ethically produced with durable double-needle stitching
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Perfect for concerts, events, and general chaos management
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