Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This sweatshirt shows a worn-out doll in a Santa hat giving an OK sign like it’s hanging on by a thread. One eye left. Classic holiday spirit. The lettering reads Merry Crisis and a Happy New Year with symbols swapped into the wording to match the mood. The whole design looks tired in a funny way, like holiday burnout arrived ahead of schedule.

The garment-dyed fleece feels soft on the first wear. The relaxed cut works for long days, late nights, and every moment your brain wants a break. The print brings sharp humor without extra noise. The heavier weight gives you a break from drafts and from people who hover.

Wear it to parties, shopping runs, or any day the season feels expensive and chaotic. This sweatshirt fits people who roll with the mess and say the truth out loud.

Product features
• 80% ring-spun US cotton and 20% polyester fleece for soft warmth
• Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and lived-in texture
• Heavyweight fabric 9.5 oz/yd² with a relaxed fit
• Double-needle stitching for strength and clean lines
• Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry low
• Do not dryclean

Christmas Crisis Graphic Sweat Shirt — 'Merry Crisis Happy New Year' Cute Santa Bear Sweat Shirt

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    This sweatshirt shows a worn-out doll in a Santa hat giving an OK sign like it’s hanging on by a...

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      Description

      This sweatshirt shows a worn-out doll in a Santa hat giving an OK sign like it’s hanging on by a thread. One eye left. Classic holiday spirit. The lettering reads Merry Crisis and a Happy New Year with symbols swapped into the wording to match the mood. The whole design looks tired in a funny way, like holiday burnout arrived ahead of schedule.

      The garment-dyed fleece feels soft on the first wear. The relaxed cut works for long days, late nights, and every moment your brain wants a break. The print brings sharp humor without extra noise. The heavier weight gives you a break from drafts and from people who hover.

      Wear it to parties, shopping runs, or any day the season feels expensive and chaotic. This sweatshirt fits people who roll with the mess and say the truth out loud.

      Product features
      • 80% ring-spun US cotton and 20% polyester fleece for soft warmth
      • Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and lived-in texture
      • Heavyweight fabric 9.5 oz/yd² with a relaxed fit
      • Double-needle stitching for strength and clean lines
      • Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Do not bleach
      • Tumble dry low
      • Iron, steam, or dry low
      • Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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