Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This soft, relaxed sweatshirt brings quiet holiday energy with a hint of “leave me on the couch.” The vintage red pickup and soft snowflakes across the chest set the tone for slow nights, easy traditions, and movie plots you can predict within five minutes. The garment-dyed fleece feels settled from the first wear, the kind of comfort you reach for when the world is loud and you want your night simple.

Wear it for marathon Hallmark sessions, low-pressure gatherings, or any day you want nostalgia without stepping outside your comfort zone. It invites calm, keeps you warm, and pairs well with blankets, cocoa, and ignoring group chats.

Product features
• Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
• Smooth chest surface for clean printing
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

Christmas Movie Watching Sweatshirt — "This Is My Hallmark Movie Watching Shirt" Vintage Truck Holiday Sweater

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    This soft, relaxed sweatshirt brings quiet holiday energy with a hint of “leave me on the couch.” The vintage red...

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      Description

      This soft, relaxed sweatshirt brings quiet holiday energy with a hint of “leave me on the couch.” The vintage red pickup and soft snowflakes across the chest set the tone for slow nights, easy traditions, and movie plots you can predict within five minutes. The garment-dyed fleece feels settled from the first wear, the kind of comfort you reach for when the world is loud and you want your night simple.

      Wear it for marathon Hallmark sessions, low-pressure gatherings, or any day you want nostalgia without stepping outside your comfort zone. It invites calm, keeps you warm, and pairs well with blankets, cocoa, and ignoring group chats.

      Product features
      • Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
      • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
      • Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
      • Smooth chest surface for clean printing
      • OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
      • Tumble dry low
      • Do not iron
      • Do not dryclean

      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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