Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This cozy, slightly slouchy sweatshirt brings dark-humor holiday energy without trying to shock anyone. The front shows a skull in a Santa hat beside wrapped presents and holly with the line I’m the real gift here. It sends the message fast: festive, but not in a soft-focus way. The medium-heavy fleece feels warm and lived-in, and the relaxed cut keeps its shape through long days, late nights, and social situations you did not agree to.

Wear it to holiday gatherings when you want cheer with a little bite. The sturdy ribbing and smooth chest surface give the print a sharp finish that holds up through repeat wear and washes.

Product features
• Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
• Smooth chest surface for clean printing
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

Christmas Skull Sweatshirt — "I'm the Real Gift Here" Holiday Crewneck

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    This cozy, slightly slouchy sweatshirt brings dark-humor holiday energy without trying to shock anyone. The front shows a skull in...

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      Description

      This cozy, slightly slouchy sweatshirt brings dark-humor holiday energy without trying to shock anyone. The front shows a skull in a Santa hat beside wrapped presents and holly with the line I’m the real gift here. It sends the message fast: festive, but not in a soft-focus way. The medium-heavy fleece feels warm and lived-in, and the relaxed cut keeps its shape through long days, late nights, and social situations you did not agree to.

      Wear it to holiday gatherings when you want cheer with a little bite. The sturdy ribbing and smooth chest surface give the print a sharp finish that holds up through repeat wear and washes.

      Product features
      • Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
      • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
      • Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
      • Smooth chest surface for clean printing
      • OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
      • Tumble dry low
      • Do not iron
      • Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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