Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This garment-dyed sweatshirt brings a playful holiday mood with a tired smirk. The front reads I’m only a morning person on Dec. 25th with a cheerful tree and bright accents. It tells the truth for anyone who rolls out of bed once a year with energy. The medium-heavy fleece feels soft and slightly worn from the start. The relaxed shape layers over shirts or pajamas without fuss. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep the fit clean as you move from bed to coffee to wrapping paper. The twill neck tape and half-moon back patch keep the structure steady through repeat wear.

The printed chest design sits clean and bold against the garment-dyed finish. The ring-spun blend brings warmth without roasting you during long family sessions. This sweatshirt fits slow mornings by the tree, drawn-out unwrapping, and any gathering where your patience shows up late.

Product features
• Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
• Smooth chest surface for clean printing
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

Christmas Sweatshirt "I’m Only A Morning Person On Dec. 25th"

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    $39.99

    This garment-dyed sweatshirt brings a playful holiday mood with a tired smirk. The front reads I’m only a morning person...

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      Description

      This garment-dyed sweatshirt brings a playful holiday mood with a tired smirk. The front reads I’m only a morning person on Dec. 25th with a cheerful tree and bright accents. It tells the truth for anyone who rolls out of bed once a year with energy. The medium-heavy fleece feels soft and slightly worn from the start. The relaxed shape layers over shirts or pajamas without fuss. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep the fit clean as you move from bed to coffee to wrapping paper. The twill neck tape and half-moon back patch keep the structure steady through repeat wear.

      The printed chest design sits clean and bold against the garment-dyed finish. The ring-spun blend brings warmth without roasting you during long family sessions. This sweatshirt fits slow mornings by the tree, drawn-out unwrapping, and any gathering where your patience shows up late.

      Product features
      • Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
      • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
      • Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
      • Smooth chest surface for clean printing
      • OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
      • Tumble dry low
      • Do not iron
      • Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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