Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This garment-dyed tee carries quiet holiday humor and soft vintage vibes. The muted sage base and washed-in color feel like an old favorite pulled out of the closet the moment the calendar flips to December. A playful typographic design — a small tree, bannered lettering and a bold red “Dec. 25” — announces you’re keeping morning energy reserved for one special day of the year. Lightweight but substantial, the relaxed cut drapes easily over pajamas or jeans, making this shirt something you’ll reach for during slow December mornings, cozy gift exchanges, or casual family photo moments.

Wear it to lounge with coffee while wrapping presents, to nudge a sleep-loving partner into the holiday spirit, or layered under a flannel for cookie-baking chaos. The soft, garment-dyed cotton and vintage tones let the message be cheeky without shouting; it blends into warm living rooms, tree-lit kitchens, and holiday card snapshots the way a well-worn sweater does.

If your mornings are generally dark until the 25th lights come on, this tee speaks your language — wry, relaxed, and seasonally loyal.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk with medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Christmas T-Shirt — “I’m Only a Morning Person on Dec. 25” Holiday Tee

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    $19.99

    This garment-dyed tee carries quiet holiday humor and soft vintage vibes. The muted sage base and washed-in color feel like...

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      Description

      This garment-dyed tee carries quiet holiday humor and soft vintage vibes. The muted sage base and washed-in color feel like an old favorite pulled out of the closet the moment the calendar flips to December. A playful typographic design — a small tree, bannered lettering and a bold red “Dec. 25” — announces you’re keeping morning energy reserved for one special day of the year. Lightweight but substantial, the relaxed cut drapes easily over pajamas or jeans, making this shirt something you’ll reach for during slow December mornings, cozy gift exchanges, or casual family photo moments.

      Wear it to lounge with coffee while wrapping presents, to nudge a sleep-loving partner into the holiday spirit, or layered under a flannel for cookie-baking chaos. The soft, garment-dyed cotton and vintage tones let the message be cheeky without shouting; it blends into warm living rooms, tree-lit kitchens, and holiday card snapshots the way a well-worn sweater does.

      If your mornings are generally dark until the 25th lights come on, this tee speaks your language — wry, relaxed, and seasonally loyal.

      Product features
      - Sizes S–4XL available (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
      - 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk with medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
      - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
      - Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
      - Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Do not bleach
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
      - Do not dryclean

      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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