Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This relaxed-fit sweatshirt brings cozy calm with a small smirk. The front shows a meditating figure between holiday trees with the line oohhm dreaming of a stress-free Christmas. It lands like a quiet joke for anyone trying to keep their breathing steady while the season amps up around them. The garment-dyed fleece feels soft and settled, the kind of layer you reach for when your goal is simple: survive the cheer without losing your center.

Wear it on slow mornings with cocoa, during tree-trimming sessions that somehow turn into group projects, or on long drives to see family when the playlist is doing all the emotional labor. It helps you hold a little peace while the world plays jingle bells at full volume.

Product features
• Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
• Smooth chest surface for clean printing
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

Christmas Yoga Sweatshirt — “Oohmm Dreaming of a Stress-Free Christmas” Cozy Holiday Pullover

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    This relaxed-fit sweatshirt brings cozy calm with a small smirk. The front shows a meditating figure between holiday trees with...

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      Description

      This relaxed-fit sweatshirt brings cozy calm with a small smirk. The front shows a meditating figure between holiday trees with the line oohhm dreaming of a stress-free Christmas. It lands like a quiet joke for anyone trying to keep their breathing steady while the season amps up around them. The garment-dyed fleece feels soft and settled, the kind of layer you reach for when your goal is simple: survive the cheer without losing your center.

      Wear it on slow mornings with cocoa, during tree-trimming sessions that somehow turn into group projects, or on long drives to see family when the playlist is doing all the emotional labor. It helps you hold a little peace while the world plays jingle bells at full volume.

      Product features
      • Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
      • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
      • Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
      • Smooth chest surface for clean printing
      • OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
      • Tumble dry low
      • Do not iron
      • Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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