Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This cozy, lived-in sweatshirt brings holiday sass without shouting. The medium-heavy fabric stays soft while the relaxed cut keeps you comfortable through quiet mornings and late-night wrapping chaos. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem hold the shape after long wear. The chest stays clean so the seasonal design lands without clutter.

Wear it with leggings and a mug of coffee at a messy counter. Layer it under a wool coat when you need a small wink at a friends’ get-together. The garment-dyed finish and low-impact dyes create a soft, worn-in look that keeps the mood calm while the message does the talking.

Product features
• Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
• Embroidery-ready chest areas (left and center) and sewn-in twill label
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

"Dear Santa Define 'Nice'" Holiday Graphic Crewneck

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    $39.99

    This cozy, lived-in sweatshirt brings holiday sass without shouting. The medium-heavy fabric stays soft while the relaxed cut keeps you...

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      Description

      This cozy, lived-in sweatshirt brings holiday sass without shouting. The medium-heavy fabric stays soft while the relaxed cut keeps you comfortable through quiet mornings and late-night wrapping chaos. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem hold the shape after long wear. The chest stays clean so the seasonal design lands without clutter.

      Wear it with leggings and a mug of coffee at a messy counter. Layer it under a wool coat when you need a small wink at a friends’ get-together. The garment-dyed finish and low-impact dyes create a soft, worn-in look that keeps the mood calm while the message does the talking.

      Product features
      • Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
      • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
      • Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
      • Embroidery-ready chest areas (left and center) and sewn-in twill label
      • OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
      • Tumble dry low
      • Do not iron
      • Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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