Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This garment-dyed tee brings soft cotton and a calm winter mood. The line “I’m just here for the cocoa” sits above a row of over-decorated mugs that look way more enthusiastic than you feel before 10 a.m. The muted sage color keeps things low-key so the print does the talking without yelling.

The fabric feels lived in from the first wear. The relaxed fit drops clean over jeans or joggers. Good for slow weekends, sugar-heavy baking days, or hiding under a blanket with a mug big enough to qualify as a personality trait.

This shirt is for anyone who shows up to holiday life powered by cocoa, comfort, and minimal social effort.


Product features
- Available S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with pre-shrunk, relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
- Sewn-in label, made in Honduras; offered in 58 color choices

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Holiday Cocoa T‑Shirt — "I'm Just Here for the Cocoa" Christmas Hot Chocolate Tee

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    This garment-dyed tee brings soft cotton and a calm winter mood. The line “I’m just here for the cocoa” sits...

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      Description

      This garment-dyed tee brings soft cotton and a calm winter mood. The line “I’m just here for the cocoa” sits above a row of over-decorated mugs that look way more enthusiastic than you feel before 10 a.m. The muted sage color keeps things low-key so the print does the talking without yelling.

      The fabric feels lived in from the first wear. The relaxed fit drops clean over jeans or joggers. Good for slow weekends, sugar-heavy baking days, or hiding under a blanket with a mug big enough to qualify as a personality trait.

      This shirt is for anyone who shows up to holiday life powered by cocoa, comfort, and minimal social effort.


      Product features
      - Available S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
      - 100% ring-spun US cotton; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with pre-shrunk, relaxed fit
      - Garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in color and texture
      - Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
      - Sewn-in label, made in Honduras; offered in 58 color choices

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Do not bleach
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
      - Do not dryclean

      Size chart

      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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