Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This relaxed-fit sweatshirt brings quiet holiday sass with a grin. The front reads All spruced up and nowhere to go in playful lettering, paired with a cheerful winter scene that feels more “same energy” than “party invite.” The garment-dyed fleece feels soft and slightly worn from the first pull-on. The shape sits easy on the shoulders, and the ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep everything neat through long evenings, lazy mornings, and whatever plans fall through.

It’s the sweatshirt you grab when you want to look festive but stay planted exactly where you are. Cozy, warm, and honest about your holiday priorities.

Product features
• Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
• Smooth chest surface for clean printing
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

 

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

Holiday Sweatshirt — "All Spruced Up and Nowhere to Go" Cozy Christmas Crewneck

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    $39.99

    This relaxed-fit sweatshirt brings quiet holiday sass with a grin. The front reads All spruced up and nowhere to go...

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      Description

      This relaxed-fit sweatshirt brings quiet holiday sass with a grin. The front reads All spruced up and nowhere to go in playful lettering, paired with a cheerful winter scene that feels more “same energy” than “party invite.” The garment-dyed fleece feels soft and slightly worn from the first pull-on. The shape sits easy on the shoulders, and the ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep everything neat through long evenings, lazy mornings, and whatever plans fall through.

      It’s the sweatshirt you grab when you want to look festive but stay planted exactly where you are. Cozy, warm, and honest about your holiday priorities.

      Product features
      • Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
      • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
      • Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
      • Smooth chest surface for clean printing
      • OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

       

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
      • Tumble dry low
      • Do not iron
      • Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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