Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This garment-dyed sweatshirt wraps you in the quiet calm of winter nights without making you act sentimental. The soft, slightly worn-in fabric and relaxed shape set you up for long fire-side chats, marshmallow duty, or holding a hot mug like your life depends on it. The hand-lettered line I’m just here for the cocoa with cheerful holiday mugs adds a small wink, not a billboard vibe. The midweight knit feels warm without dragging you down, so you stay comfortable through tree-trimming, casual hangs, or a night on the couch avoiding your list.

It’s the sweatshirt you grab when you want comfort with a hint of seasonal charm.

Product features
• Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
• Smooth chest surface for clean printing
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

 

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

Holiday Sweatshirt - "I'm Just Here for the Cocoa" Christmas Cocoa Crewneck

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    $39.99

    This garment-dyed sweatshirt wraps you in the quiet calm of winter nights without making you act sentimental. The soft, slightly...

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      Description

      This garment-dyed sweatshirt wraps you in the quiet calm of winter nights without making you act sentimental. The soft, slightly worn-in fabric and relaxed shape set you up for long fire-side chats, marshmallow duty, or holding a hot mug like your life depends on it. The hand-lettered line I’m just here for the cocoa with cheerful holiday mugs adds a small wink, not a billboard vibe. The midweight knit feels warm without dragging you down, so you stay comfortable through tree-trimming, casual hangs, or a night on the couch avoiding your list.

      It’s the sweatshirt you grab when you want comfort with a hint of seasonal charm.

      Product features
      • Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
      • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
      • Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
      • Smooth chest surface for clean printing
      • OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

       

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
      • Tumble dry low
      • Do not iron
      • Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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