Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

Meet the raccoon of your soul: caffeinated, chaotic, and only holding back out of spite. This funny Halloween raccoon shirt features a trash panda clutching a pumpkin spice latte, surrounded by fall leaves—basically autumn’s spirit animal with an attitude problem. Soft cotton, relaxed fit, and the perfect sarcastic reminder that yes, you could be meaner, but you’re saving that energy for family dinner. Ideal for spooky season, PSL runs, or anytime you want to look festive while giving minimal emotional effort. Proudly produced and shipped from the USA.


Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL, ensuring a perfect fit for everyone.
- Crafted with double-needle stitching for enhanced durability and longevity.
- Made without side seams for a smoother silhouette and reduced fabric waste.
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and comfortable texture that feels great to wear.
- Pre-shrunk cotton fabric guarantees consistent sizing and comfort after washing.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

'I Could be Meaner' Raccoon Shirt

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    Meet the raccoon of your soul: caffeinated, chaotic, and only holding back out of spite. This funny Halloween raccoon shirt...

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      Description

      Meet the raccoon of your soul: caffeinated, chaotic, and only holding back out of spite. This funny Halloween raccoon shirt features a trash panda clutching a pumpkin spice latte, surrounded by fall leaves—basically autumn’s spirit animal with an attitude problem. Soft cotton, relaxed fit, and the perfect sarcastic reminder that yes, you could be meaner, but you’re saving that energy for family dinner. Ideal for spooky season, PSL runs, or anytime you want to look festive while giving minimal emotional effort. Proudly produced and shipped from the USA.


      Product features
      - Available in sizes S to 4XL, ensuring a perfect fit for everyone.
      - Crafted with double-needle stitching for enhanced durability and longevity.
      - Made without side seams for a smoother silhouette and reduced fabric waste.
      - Garment-dyed for a soft color and comfortable texture that feels great to wear.
      - Pre-shrunk cotton fabric guarantees consistent sizing and comfort after washing.

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Do not bleach
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
      - Do not dryclean

      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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