Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

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Skip the small talk and head straight for the drinks. This “I’m Just Here for the Boos” Halloween shirt is equal parts spooky and sarcastic, perfect for anyone who treats festive gatherings as open-bar opportunities. Crafted from ultra-soft, garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed fit, it’s the ultimate uniform for haunted house parties, candy raids, or cozy nights in with a glass of “liquid courage.” Comfortable, witty, and guaranteed to get a laugh — or at least a knowing nod from fellow spirits. Proudly produced and shipped from the USA.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity.
- Made without side seams for a smooth, flattering look.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures size retention and consistent fit.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

'I'm just here for the Boos' Shirt

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      Description

      Skip the small talk and head straight for the drinks. This “I’m Just Here for the Boos” Halloween shirt is equal parts spooky and sarcastic, perfect for anyone who treats festive gatherings as open-bar opportunities. Crafted from ultra-soft, garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed fit, it’s the ultimate uniform for haunted house parties, candy raids, or cozy nights in with a glass of “liquid courage.” Comfortable, witty, and guaranteed to get a laugh — or at least a knowing nod from fellow spirits. Proudly produced and shipped from the USA.

      Product features
      - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
      - Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity.
      - Made without side seams for a smooth, flattering look.
      - Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
      - Pre-shrunk fabric ensures size retention and consistent fit.

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Do not bleach
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
      - Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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