Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

Bring a rowdy holiday vibe to chilly nights with this garment-dyed sweatshirt that wears its mischief proudly. The chaotic Christmas tree and a juggling snowman—balancing candy canes and presents with gleeful imbalance—turn every errand, carol, or hot cocoa run into a little scene of playful rebellion. The relaxed fit and medium-heavy fabric feel substantial and comforting, while the soft cotton blend keeps things cozy without bulk. Imagine trudging through the first snowfall, laughing with friends at a tacky-holiday party, or lounging by twinkling lights — this sweatshirt looks like the person who’ll hang the funniest ornament and tell the wittiest stories. Subtle details like ribbed cuffs and a half-moon back patch keep the silhouette tidy, and the option for embroidered chest accents adds a touch of crafted personality. For adults who prefer their holiday cheer with a wink and a nudge, this sweatshirt turns seasonal chaos into wearable character.

Product features
- Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in twill label and half-moon neck back patch for comfort and neat structure
- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and quality construction from Honduras/El Salvador
- Embroidery option available for left chest or center chest to elevate the printed design

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

'Jolly AF' Sweatshirt – Chaotic Christmas Tree & Snowman Juggling Candy Canes

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    $39.99

    Bring a rowdy holiday vibe to chilly nights with this garment-dyed sweatshirt that wears its mischief proudly. The chaotic Christmas...

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      Description

      Bring a rowdy holiday vibe to chilly nights with this garment-dyed sweatshirt that wears its mischief proudly. The chaotic Christmas tree and a juggling snowman—balancing candy canes and presents with gleeful imbalance—turn every errand, carol, or hot cocoa run into a little scene of playful rebellion. The relaxed fit and medium-heavy fabric feel substantial and comforting, while the soft cotton blend keeps things cozy without bulk. Imagine trudging through the first snowfall, laughing with friends at a tacky-holiday party, or lounging by twinkling lights — this sweatshirt looks like the person who’ll hang the funniest ornament and tell the wittiest stories. Subtle details like ribbed cuffs and a half-moon back patch keep the silhouette tidy, and the option for embroidered chest accents adds a touch of crafted personality. For adults who prefer their holiday cheer with a wink and a nudge, this sweatshirt turns seasonal chaos into wearable character.

      Product features
      - Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
      - 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
      - Relaxed fit with sewn-in twill label and half-moon neck back patch for comfort and neat structure
      - OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and quality construction from Honduras/El Salvador
      - Embroidery option available for left chest or center chest to elevate the printed design

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Do not iron
      - Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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