Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

A cozy, quietly confident crewneck that wears like a soft reminder to honor your boundaries. The design shows a calm panda cradling a vivid red gem — gentle presence meeting unmistakable value. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want to feel centered: warm and approachable, with a subtle wink of strength. Slip it on for slow mornings, low-key hangouts, or when you need a little armor that still reads as kind. The embroidered options and thoughtful printing details give it an artisan feel, while durable stitching and a medium-weight cotton blend make it a sweatshirt that stays with you through many seasons. Calm. Selective. Worth it.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for balanced warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Embroidery available on chest and wrists for a refined, tactile finish
- DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels; OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- Tubular-knit construction (no side seams) reduces waste and improves drape

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Panda Holding Red Gem Sweatshirt — Calm, Selective, Worth It

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    $34.99

    A cozy, quietly confident crewneck that wears like a soft reminder to honor your boundaries. The design shows a calm...

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      Description

      A cozy, quietly confident crewneck that wears like a soft reminder to honor your boundaries. The design shows a calm panda cradling a vivid red gem — gentle presence meeting unmistakable value. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want to feel centered: warm and approachable, with a subtle wink of strength. Slip it on for slow mornings, low-key hangouts, or when you need a little armor that still reads as kind. The embroidered options and thoughtful printing details give it an artisan feel, while durable stitching and a medium-weight cotton blend make it a sweatshirt that stays with you through many seasons. Calm. Selective. Worth it.

      Product features
      - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for balanced warmth and durability
      - Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
      - Embroidery available on chest and wrists for a refined, tactile finish
      - DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels; OEKO-TEX certified dyes
      - Tubular-knit construction (no side seams) reduces waste and improves drape

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Do not iron
      - Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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