Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

A playful, thoughtful crewneck that wears like a wink. A clever raccoon cradles a vivid red gem—mischief meets meaning—so every time you pull this on it reads like a small act of rebellion and self-recognition. The design balances scrappy, streetwise charm with a touch of earned luxury; it’s for people who move through life curious, resilient, and quietly proud of what they keep close. Soft, sturdy, and ethically sourced, this sweatshirt settles into weekend rituals, late-night hangouts, and lazy mornings when you want comfort with character. The embroidered or printed raccoon adds texture and presence, while the medium-weight fabric keeps the fit relaxed without feeling sloppy. Slip it on when you’re showing off a little cleverness, sharing a laugh, or reminding yourself that value isn’t always loud—sometimes it’s held in small, unexpected things.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and strength
- Tubular, side-seam–free construction to reduce fabric waste and create a smooth silhouette
- Options for embroidery (left, center, large center chest, or wrists) with DTG/DTF print details for refined finish
- Ethically sourced materials and OEKO‑TEX certified dyes; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Raccoon with Red Gem Sweatshirt — Cute Mischief & Earned Treasure Crewneck

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    $34.99

    A playful, thoughtful crewneck that wears like a wink. A clever raccoon cradles a vivid red gem—mischief meets meaning—so every...

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      Description

      A playful, thoughtful crewneck that wears like a wink. A clever raccoon cradles a vivid red gem—mischief meets meaning—so every time you pull this on it reads like a small act of rebellion and self-recognition. The design balances scrappy, streetwise charm with a touch of earned luxury; it’s for people who move through life curious, resilient, and quietly proud of what they keep close. Soft, sturdy, and ethically sourced, this sweatshirt settles into weekend rituals, late-night hangouts, and lazy mornings when you want comfort with character. The embroidered or printed raccoon adds texture and presence, while the medium-weight fabric keeps the fit relaxed without feeling sloppy. Slip it on when you’re showing off a little cleverness, sharing a laugh, or reminding yourself that value isn’t always loud—sometimes it’s held in small, unexpected things.

      Product features
      - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability
      - Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and strength
      - Tubular, side-seam–free construction to reduce fabric waste and create a smooth silhouette
      - Options for embroidery (left, center, large center chest, or wrists) with DTG/DTF print details for refined finish
      - Ethically sourced materials and OEKO‑TEX certified dyes; meets safety and compliance standards

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Do not iron
      - Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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