Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

A cozy crewneck that carries a wink of mischief. The raccoon clutching a bright red gem feels like a secret shared between friends — clever, a little defiant, and quietly proud. Lightweight yet sturdy, the sweatshirt sits true to a classic fit and settles in like an old companion: warm on cool mornings, layered over a tee for late-night bonfires, or worn while wandering flea markets hunting for small treasures. It speaks to people who value resourcefulness and humor — those who know how to find value where others glance past it. The bold red gem contrasts with the raccoon’s scrappy charm, turning a simple sweatshirt into a subtle declaration: adaptable, resilient, and happily claiming what matters.

Product features
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Gildan 18000 medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for durability and comfort
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Embroidery option and DTG/DTF printing details for quality decoration
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety/compliance certifications

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Raccoon with Red Gem Sweatshirt — Resourceful, Resilient & Worth It

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    $34.99

    A cozy crewneck that carries a wink of mischief. The raccoon clutching a bright red gem feels like a secret...

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      Description

      A cozy crewneck that carries a wink of mischief. The raccoon clutching a bright red gem feels like a secret shared between friends — clever, a little defiant, and quietly proud. Lightweight yet sturdy, the sweatshirt sits true to a classic fit and settles in like an old companion: warm on cool mornings, layered over a tee for late-night bonfires, or worn while wandering flea markets hunting for small treasures. It speaks to people who value resourcefulness and humor — those who know how to find value where others glance past it. The bold red gem contrasts with the raccoon’s scrappy charm, turning a simple sweatshirt into a subtle declaration: adaptable, resilient, and happily claiming what matters.

      Product features
      - Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
      - Gildan 18000 medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for durability and comfort
      - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
      - Embroidery option and DTG/DTF printing details for quality decoration
      - OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety/compliance certifications

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Do not iron
      - Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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