Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

Slip into a slow, steady vibe. This cozy crew captures a laid-back sloth cradling a bright red gem — a quiet reminder that moving deliberately doesn't mean you lack value. Soft, medium-weight fabric and a classic fit make it easy to reach for on off-duty mornings, late-night reading sessions, or low-key hangouts where comfort and intention matter more than keeping pace. The embroidered or printed sloth sits like a little emblem of calm: approachable, a touch playful, and quietly confident. Wear it when you want to honor your boundaries, savor the small things, or show fellow sloth-lovers that gentle energy can hold something precious.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Options for embroidery (left/center/large center chest, wrists) or DTG prints with DTF inner labels
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away label for comfort and cleaner look
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Sloth & Red Gem Crewneck — Intentional, Steady Sweatshirt

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    $34.99

    Slip into a slow, steady vibe. This cozy crew captures a laid-back sloth cradling a bright red gem — a...

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      Description

      Slip into a slow, steady vibe. This cozy crew captures a laid-back sloth cradling a bright red gem — a quiet reminder that moving deliberately doesn't mean you lack value. Soft, medium-weight fabric and a classic fit make it easy to reach for on off-duty mornings, late-night reading sessions, or low-key hangouts where comfort and intention matter more than keeping pace. The embroidered or printed sloth sits like a little emblem of calm: approachable, a touch playful, and quietly confident. Wear it when you want to honor your boundaries, savor the small things, or show fellow sloth-lovers that gentle energy can hold something precious.

      Product features
      - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
      - Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
      - Options for embroidery (left/center/large center chest, wrists) or DTG prints with DTF inner labels
      - Tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away label for comfort and cleaner look
      - OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

      Care instructions
      - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      - Tumble dry: low heat
      - Do not iron
      - Do not dryclean

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      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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