Walk softly and wear a Snarky Shirt

Description

This relaxed-fit sweatshirt hits like a warm glass of wine on a cold night, minus the side of regret. The garment-dyed fleece feels soft and a bit lived-in, so it settles on your shoulders without effort. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep the shape steady even after a week of wear. The back neck patch and sewn-in twill label add quiet structure that makes the whole thing feel intentional, not sloppy.

The printed chest design lands clean and gives off a calm seasonal vibe that works with jeans, leggings, or a night spent under a string of lights hiding from your to-do list. It’s the kind of cozy layer you reach for when you want comfort with a pulse.

Product features
• Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
• Smooth chest surface for clean printing
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

Care instructions
• Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

Wine-derful Time Sweatshirt — 'It's the Most Wine-derful Time of the Year' Holiday Sweatshirt

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    This relaxed-fit sweatshirt hits like a warm glass of wine on a cold night, minus the side of regret. The...

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      Description

      This relaxed-fit sweatshirt hits like a warm glass of wine on a cold night, minus the side of regret. The garment-dyed fleece feels soft and a bit lived-in, so it settles on your shoulders without effort. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep the shape steady even after a week of wear. The back neck patch and sewn-in twill label add quiet structure that makes the whole thing feel intentional, not sloppy.

      The printed chest design lands clean and gives off a calm seasonal vibe that works with jeans, leggings, or a night spent under a string of lights hiding from your to-do list. It’s the kind of cozy layer you reach for when you want comfort with a pulse.

      Product features
      • Soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with a medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric weight
      • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recover fit
      • Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
      • Smooth chest surface for clean printing
      • OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; relaxed fit sourced from Honduras/El Salvador

      Care instructions
      • Machine wash cold max 30C or 90F
      • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
      • Tumble dry low
      • Do not iron
      • Do not dryclean

      Frequently Asked Questions

      What size should I order?

      We recommend checking our Size Guide for exact measurements. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit or down for a slimmer fit. Still unsure? Feel free to reach out!

      How should I wash this?

      Yes! We offer hassle-free exchanges within [X] days of receiving your item. See our Returns & Exchanges Policy for more info.

      Is this item true to size?

      Yes, it fits true to size. For an oversized or tighter fit, consider sizing up or down. Check customer reviews for real-life feedback on fit.

      Do you carry Tall or Large sizes?

      We carry Large but not Tall yet

      How long will shipping take?

      Orders ship within [2 - 3 business days] and typically arrive in [5–7 business days] depending on your location. Remember, processing time is [5 - 7 business days] before it ships.

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